have you ever thought "Hmm, it'd be pretty awesome if I could, turn any sentence I type, into skateboards dialect." Well guess what? You can do do that now! expect skateboardian to english to be kind of flawed, though, since i had to change a bunch of abbreviations of not into ain't
examples
"i'm not doing all of that"
becomes:
"i ain't doin' allat"
"according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
becomes:
"accordin' to all known laws o' aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat lil body off the ground. the bee, o' course, flies anyway 'cause bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
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