Imagine speaking English. Misspell your words. Now turn them backwards. Now upside down. Combine it with German, some Russian, and a bit of French. Then, imagine it's being read by a dyslexic person that rolls all of their r's. There you have it! This is great for sounding foreign to mess with people or using it to summon the Devil. Except for a few words, there are no suffixes in this language, so remove them when typing stuff out.
(Ex. we all start at the beginning = we all start at the begin/began)
I'm gonna to keep adding words until I finish the entire English dictionary!