Vyenacht'nspeak Translator

This here is a translator for Christmas, or the Ho̺͆lly Days. If you're wondering what that red sphere in the background is, it's a depiction of the 6,761 ton Santa Claus! If you don't see it, I'm sorry... nevermind, I found it. → 🔴

Where did the name come from? From German “Weihnachten", meaning Christmas. It's an eye dialect variation of this word and a "-speak" suffix at the end. Now you know. A lot of words are borrowed from either German or Russian. Pronounced as [ˈvaɪ.nɑːktənˌspiːk] (VĪ-näk-tən-SPĒK)

A few words don't though.

How to pronounce them?

and → ʼn (pronounced: [ʔɛn̩], or [ʔən̩]) Christmas → Vyenachten (changed, again. Same as he you say Weihnachten in German.) ha! → haw! (pronounced [ɦo̞ː]) Tree → baum (there were two words for it, one of them was “drevo” pronounced [baʊm], like bow, as in take a bow, with a /m/ sound after it) “ch” is either pronounced as [tʃ] (only in words derived from English) [k/x/ç] (words in foreign origin where “ch” represents this sound, as in Nachtendärk "Christmas night". This combined the clipped term "Wieh{nachten}" and -därk (to be dark; something dark. Pronounced as [dæɹk]) it was → ’twas (pronounced as [tʷəz])

this is a word that I don't want to add.

Also here's some translator features first we have, the tree. It'll be... “dy Baum.” acceptable. "dy Nachtenbaum.” also acceptable if it's specifically a CHRISTMAS TREE.

LOOK WHAT HAS JUST BEEN ARCHIVED: https://lingojam.com/SantaClaus:TheChristmasLanguage (so much masclau here, so be careful or I'll be massing your clau!)