ULTIMATE Bad Translator

The Ultra Bad Translation Machine!

ULTIMATE Bad Translator created by: MichaelMinecraft190 (Youtube) MM190Official (Scratch)

This is probably the worst translator in human history, as it spouts random nonsense. For example, typing "Never gonna give you up!" turns into "Maybe now got grant hes forward!" This was made entirely for fun purposes and in case anyone is disastisfied with the other bad enough translators. This one just has to be the worst, and most nonsensical translator ever created.
Most bad translators subsitute words for similar ones, and never really change the sentence all too much. There is still a fragment of knowledge and structual integrity after the translating process. Here, however, it spouts complete and utter gibberish. Sometimes, it completely overhauls words and changes them into something insanely stupid and wacky, like "babaabyes" from just popping in "babies." Sometimes, certain words are in different fonts, like "acid" turns into "คςเ๔," and it even sometimes can also speak in SPANISH!
The inspiration for this abhorent monster of a translation software was inspired by other bad translators, even ones on this website, like most infamously, https://lingojam.com/BadTranslator. But this one, oh no, THIS ONE is so much worse than that one, and the original Bad Translator was alreadly sort of nonsense! Here, let's compare a sentence translated into the original Bad Translator, and my terrible Ultimate Bad Translator:
Original Sentence:
NOW, what I want is, Facts. Teach these boys and girls nothing but Facts. Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else.
Bad Translator:
Currently, to what myself in need of is, facts. Taught these boys and girls nothing prevent facts. Facts alone am want on alive. Plant nothing else, and root outward everything else.
My Ultimate Bad Translator:
Up there now, ramhar current status great up is, facts. Good up eat taco NOW babaoyippee monopoly man girls chance doing tara facts. Facts Disney Plus AAAAAAAAre wanted NO miss them there. High chance doing meanie, monopoly man part now with hims good up act act meanie
My one was so undecipherable that if I didn't give you the original, you couldn't tell at all it was from Mr Gradgrind. Imagine that was what Charles Dickens made Mr Gradgrind state. It would be a very different book.
Hopefully this silly old translator gives you and your friends some good chuckles. Tallyho!
-MichaelMinecraft190 (Youtube) MM190Official (Scratch)

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