Tf2 weapon definer Translator

This is used for comedy purposes, giving funny and 99.999999999. . . %true descriptions of many of the tf2 weapons (cosmetics and taunts perhaps to come later) also if you want descriptions for both ends say "my" before your weapon and "their" before their weapon and you will get responses based on how it feels and true definitions (will contain subclasses and those sub class weapons will have their own definitions) also for this translator, skill based weapons will be used by a fair pro and the translated definitions are (i would assume) a pretty salty person