IMPORTANT: There's a bug with Lingojam where all logic involving periods (.) is ignored. To solve this, replace all your periods with a middle dot (·), and the translator will turn them back into periods automatically after they've been processed.
This is a dumb code where vowels become diacritics and consonants are shuffled around. Works with the English letters A-Z and also the letters Ä Ö Ü ß Å É. Doesn't handle capitalization very well, but that's an engine bug and won't be fixed.
Update: Now uses Y in place of W and apostrophes in place of dashes
Update 2: Now uses quote marks and asterisks instead of multiple apostrophes in a row