This language is a mix between German and Russian words, with a tad bit of spice of Spanish and English added in there.
The reason? I was bored one day and decided to make something. So I ended up making it and here I am. I even have an alphabet for it, which I wish I could link, but oh well.
Now it's the official language of Galeion.
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=galeion
By the way, I'm working on it.