Rouxls Kaard speech translator

NOTE: Rouxls Kaard has very inconsistent speech, if there's too many rouxls-like words in one sentence feel free to replace some with regular words!! He uses suffixes -est -eth quite randomly, and sometimes instead of "thou" uses regular "you". He often capitalises words randomly, or for emphasis, sometiems even speaks in all caps and uses triple exclaimation marks. When his pride is hurt, he uses even more Early Modern English words, mostly incorrectly, although when he's anxious or surprised he drops entire speech quirk.