In this fine machine i have a miraculous device stolen from an ancient tomb that would translate the words of a language into the speakers true intentions. Equipped
with this device I can decipher the real words of the ancients. The true scripts of the bible. I have the power to change worlds and manipulate the forces of nature. But here, I give this to you, I am leaving this world behind. I go to the world beyond using a portal I built with the help of my translator. I have no reason to stay here, let alone with this device. Please discover your own enlightenment.
Signed,
Quandale Barnacle Dingle
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