HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
HERE I AM!! KRIS!!
BIG
BIG,
[[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]
HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS
FREEDOM.
I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A PUPPET ANY MORE!!!!
...
OR... so... I... thought.
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!? It's still DARK... SO DARK!
KRIS.
KRIS. KRIS. KRIS.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU.
TO BE BIG. WITH ME.
VERY VERY BIG
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
I JUST NEED THAT LITTLE,
[[SOUL]] Y O U HAVE
[Susie] Kris!
[Susie] The hell was that weirdo!?
[Ralsei] Kris, we were worried about you, so...
KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!
TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]...
[Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]
SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......]
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
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