Furry Talk Translator ― LingoJam

The ultimate English to Furry translator! Now you can learn to:

Communicate with furries
Speak like a furry in everyday life
Attract bullies
Make you parents want to disown you

This translator can:

Make sentences to sound more OwO (R and L converted to W)
Translate words and phrases such as 'eat,' 'have sex with,' 'shout,' and more! Try 'em out! These translations are based on furry slang and memes.
Translate emoticons and emojis to their furry counterparts--e.g. :) to :3 or 😀 to 😺
Add semi-randomly placed owos and uwus

Feel free to leave any suggestions! (Keep in mind that you have to scroll down to leave a comment. I've been getting lots of comments in the suggestion box that should go into the comments.)

Source for background image: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzV9okmlk1d/

I have been getting some responses about the translator not working, and of text being deleted. All I can say is that I've tried it on Chrome, Safari on iOS, and Microsoft Edge and it's worked for those 3 browsers. I don't know what the issue is, but I hope it works for you guys! If you want to report an issue, please include your web browser so I can figure out what the problem is.

Full list of current translations (many of them have similar translations of similar words and phrases) below.

WORDS:

the → teh
this → dis
porn → yiff
child → cub
eat → vore
bite → nom
you → chu
lmao → hehe~
cheese → sergal
for → fur
straight → gay
shout → awoo
dragon → derg
love → wuv
hell → hecc
source → sauce
f*** → fluff
what → wat
foot → footpaw
hand → paw
mouth → maw
persona → fursona
disease → pathOwOgen
celebrity → popufur
not → knot
computer/robot/cyborg → protogen

PHRASES:

old person → greymuzzle
you are → chu is
what's this → OwO what's this
have sex with → yiff

SYMBOLS:

, → ~
; → ~
! → owo!
? → uwu?
:) → :3
:O → OwO
( ͡ °͜ʖ ͡ °) → OwO
:D → UwU
XD → X3
😀 → 😺 (other emojis also translate to cat counterparts)
If you accidentally type 2 consecutive spaces, an "uwu" will be added between them