Furry Talk Translator

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The ultimate English to Furry translator! Now you can learn to:

Communicate with furries
Speak like a furry in everyday life
Attract bullies
Make you parents want to disown you

This translator can:

Make sentences to sound more OwO (R and L converted to W)
Translate words and phrases such as 'eat,' 'have sex with,' 'shout,' and more!
Translate emoticons and emojis to their furry counterparts--e.g. :) to :3 or 😀 to 😺
Add semi-randomly placed owos and uwus

Translations are based on furry slang and memes. Feel free to leave any suggestions!

Source for background image: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzV9okmlk1d/

Full list of current translations (many of them have similar translations of similar words and phrases) below.

WORDS:

PHRASES:

old person → greymuzzle
you are → chu is
what's this → OwO what's this
have sex with → yiff

SYMBOLS:

, → ~
; → ~
! → owo!
? → uwu?
:) → :3
:O → OwO
( ͡ °͜ʖ ͡ °) → OwO
:D → UwU
XD → X3
😀 → 😺 (other emojis also translate to cat counterparts)
🍆 → 💄
If you accidentally type 2 consecutive spaces, an "uwu" will be added between them

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