Fresh Sans translator V1

I know there are already translators for fresh sans dialogue, but I thought they could be made a bit more accurate to how he talks.

Although this may be technically the most complete translator, I am not an expert, and need suggestions. So enjoy V1 while it lasts, little broskis.

side note: if attempting to write a conversation between fresh and a specific gender, look under words, replace any "broseph" or "broski" with a word that translates from woman, enby, girl, etc.