Me: "Why hello there, you bundle of sunshine! Have you ever wanted to annoy the hell out of everyone around you by talking like an idiot? Are you a complete psychopath who wishes nothing but pain on other people when they try to read what the hell you just wrote? Well then do I have the thing for you! Introducing: The OwO Text Translator!" Kid: "What's that?" Me: "I'm glad you asked, Billy! the OwO Text Translator allows you to put whatever you want in one box, and in the other box comes out a sentence of unimaginable horror!" Kid: "That sounds stupid." Me: "Shut the fuck up Billy! Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to interrupt someone? Anyways, this translator is probably completely useless, and I wasted two hours of my life making this! Enjoy!"
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