[man] The Overworld, the biggest sandbox in the universe, is full of epic tales. Millions and billions of them. Well, guess what? This one is all mine.
[hawk screeches] My name is Steve. And as a child, I yearned for the mines.
[growling]
[Steve] But it didn’t really work out. Go on! Get out of here!
Mommy!
[Steve] So, I did a terrible thing.
[miner] Go on! Shoo!
[Steve] I grew up.
[miner] Run!
[phones ringing]
[Steve] Yep, that’s me. Same shirt, same pants. The only thing missing, was my soul. What was I doing with my life?
[sighs heavily] I wasn’t meant to sell doorknobs. And then one day, I remembered something!
[cackles]
[gasping]
[Steve, singsong] That’s right! The mines! So I geared up to dig deeper and find out what I’d been missing. And this time, I was unstoppable.
[growling]
[yells]
[shouting] Head fake! Oh, yeah.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
My moment had finally come. Yeah.
I could just taste the adventure! So, I mined my brains out. Until I found two mysterious artifacts. This thingy. And that cool thingy. Ohhh…
And when I put those two thingies together…
[energy pulsing]
…you guessed it.
[gasping] It opened a portal to another world.
[echoing] The Overworld!
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